In the bizarre-cognitive dissonance lj connections department, I bring you a meme, via yttrai, via buckeyebrain, which is weird because for me, it’s the "gamer lj-sphere" colliding with ncaafootball, which I generally assume to be mutually exclusive.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Home: A picture of the kids at Disney’s California Adventure, with fresh face-paintings.
Work: No wallpaper, just black.

Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
6 One in each bedroom, the big screen in the family room, and 2 in the garage.  Only 1 of the garage ones are hooked up.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Yes.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
I pushed some full dressers around on Saturday, but didn’t exacty lift them.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
I don’t think so.  I went headfirst over my handlebars once though, that I’m not sure about if I went out or not.  I was alone.

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No way.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I don’t know that I would.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Red.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes.  Meds if nothing else.  I went through a paper eating phase as well.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Yes.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Yes.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
Maybe.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Yes.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Totally.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Keys.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I liked it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Satillo tile in

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
One, that i use as shower shoes at work.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
ESPN alert.  Real person: my son.

Q: Last person who called you?
My wife.

Q: Person you hugged?
My wife.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
 23

Q: Season?
Football (Not just the sporting aspect either.  I basically mean autumn, but includes late summer and early winter.  I actually have a post about this somewhere…but I can’t find it quickly.)

Q: Color?
Red

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Nah.

Q: Mood?
Mellow

Q: Listening to?
Nothing.

Q: Watching?
Nothing.

Q: Worrying about?
Money.

Q: Wearing?
Clothes. (“Hawaiian” shirt, khakis, shoes.)

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Dropped the kids off at school.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go to the RUSH concert Thursday night.

Q: Do you smile often?
Not really.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Nope. (Well, I suppose it really depends on context.  I'm extremely introverted.)